Ghetto Carrots 

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

Ghetto Carrots by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

Boobie Carrots 

Nipples

Your boobie carrots are hanging out

Boobie Carrots by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024

Eating carrots analy 

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

Eating carrots analy by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Eating Carrots Analy 

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

Eating Carrots Analy by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Canned Carrots

This is what you say when you find something extremely funny and/or hilarious.

“Guess what Josh?” “What Chris?” “Chicken Butt!” “Bruhh, canned carrots!”

Canned Carrots by Theodore Foreskin March 27, 2026

eat your carrots and broccoli 

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

eat your carrots and broccoli by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2012

Hold the carrots 

Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots

John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."

Hold the carrots by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019