Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?
by Sqrd July 05, 2020
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Georgian Cardinal

When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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cardined

When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.
While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.
by naturallybrown October 30, 2015
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Cardinal

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
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Cardinal

Obscure slang for a man's penis.
Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.
by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
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Cardinal

this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
wow cardinal thanks for the advice i'm glad we're cool you always got my back.
by sumsumsum689 November 23, 2021
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Dr. Cardinal

A Kempton, IL native, who loves St. Louis, pineapples, Johnny Mo, and Cardinals baseball.
Dr. Cardinal mooned us again on FB Live.
by Willie Fisterguts July 18, 2021
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