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Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale

Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale

/o ɹˈe͡ɪtɹɪs mˌe͡ɪkɐnˈi k dˈænɐlˌa͡ɪz kˈɑ ͡ɹdɪnˌe͡ɪl/

(Noun)

A Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale is a mechanical tool formerly used in the Fontaine judicial system. It was used to tell the result of a trial which includes the winning side, the sentence, and the duration of a sentence, the machine was also used to directly enact the death penalty using a guillotine like method. The last known use of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale was in 4.3 where it was used in the trial of Fontaine's archon which is assumed to be the time it was used in the Fontaine court, this event also ushered a catastrophic event also known as the prophecy which inexplicably but very fortunately had no casualties.
Examples:
VOS (Verb, Object, Subject)
"we will now turn to the judgment of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale"
OSV (Object, Subject, Verb
"To the judgement of the Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale, we will now turn"
SOV
"The Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale's judgement, we will now turn to"
by 一人 January 7, 2024
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Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale

Simple Definition: A unique ritual or custom, which displays this quote spoken, usually along with one such person dancing in a reckless way, with a catchy beat.

Advanced Definition / History:

If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....
For reference, we shall use the names Billy and Bob.

Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!

Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.
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Cardinal

Obscure slang for a man's penis.
Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.
by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.
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Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021
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Nic Cardinal

Nic Cardinal is a menace to society. He doesn't care about social norms, and does whatever he wants on the daily. In terms of the size of his genetalia, he is isn't quite there yet. Although he is in good shape, he lacks any athletic abilities, and is very short, despite always claiming he is growing. On the other hand, he commits to everything he does, and is an all around great guy, who has a kink for elderly women.
by Alex Huggies December 19, 2021
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