canton, MI

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

cantor

title for one who has never kissed a girl, nor has any intention to.

Guy: Yo you think john got with that girl from the bowling alley?

Tuck: Nah definitely not hes a total cantor.

by thetuckmeister June 6, 2011

cactow

A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).

A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.

As i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.

We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.

by TZBull May 7, 2003

Caphony

1. Fake Italian Gangster, usually wiggers.

<i>Yea man did you see that episode of growing up gotti. Yea they're caphonys.

by Vince B September 11, 2005

cantomania

noun: the uncontrollable urge to sing

John sings karaoke on such a regular basis, that he is apt to develop cantomania.

by la riccia January 10, 2006

capobianchi

BITCH!!!!!!

Yea she's such a capobianchi!

by ya_fuck December 28, 2010

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012