Camden Length

A kid that I hate that is very short,so I decided to make a measurement of him. One Camden Length is 4'3". And if you want to use the smaller Camden Length, its 1'. I'll let you guess why the other one is one inch.

"Jeez that car is tailing us. He's only a Camden length away!"
Rebecca: "God damn it, Jim has a Camden length! He told me he was 7 inches!"

by penismonger69 October 12, 2019

Camden

Camden may seem like a sweet guy but not when he goes around the Kiger brothers. This preachers kid knows how to get down and freaky, but the preacher may never know about camden’s favorite hole.

I wish Camden would get w me instead of Ben.

Camden is gay.

by Dilflover January 28, 2020

camden thomas

a stoopid clown who has cooties

person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas

by clownshit November 3, 2019

Camden Zombies

A Camden Zombie is a Heroin Addict that walks the street like Dawn of the Dead, glassy eyes, slow walking, and unaware of their surroundings.

Walking down Broadway at midnight looks like the Thriller video because of the Camden Zombies

by RevRun February 7, 2018

Camden

Hottest guy you’ll ever meet, acts a bit gay around his boys, but is crazy good at sex, goddam. He’s pretty athletic but he also like staying inside and just Netflix and chilling

There goes camden

The sex wizard

by Poopy_snoopy42069 February 6, 2022

Camden basche

A naive native man who’s depressed but won’t admit it

“Hey do you know camden basche” “yeah he’s that naive native man I think he might be depressed”

by Stinkpoo115 August 17, 2022

Camden (nedmac)

Camden, also know as FatBoyNotSlim, is usually associated with children from the Hitler Youth. He's blonde and blue-eyed and according to history, his asshole was the soul supplier and founding father of the holocaust. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Camden, don't feel shy to ask him of his great accomplishments in the Third Reich.

Camden (nedmac) : is the name given to gassy lads

The Fuhrer: vee have runs out of zie gas fur die jews

Heinrich: fear nein more meine Fuhrer

Irrelevant SS Member: BRING FORTH ZIE CAMDEN, AKA ZIE JUDEN INCINERATOR!!!

Joseph Stalin: (hiding behind a wall) Quick write this down, write this down I say!

by Sussyqualeegg34 December 25, 2021