Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 2, 2019

Bum Cabbage

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage

by $Corrigainz$ March 18, 2016

Sin Cabbage

Marijuana or other cannabis product

Mr. Sellman says, "Stay drug free. Don't smoke that sin cabbage."

by smooth.jazz January 5, 2021

Cabbage Hammer

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

Cabbage head

Yet, another outstanding name that Our favourite Warlock (Merlin) has made for our Clot-Pole King (Arthur Pendragon)

King Arthur Pendragon is such a Cabbage Head!

by UniqueTeen November 24, 2011

unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018