buttface

a person wit ha butt fro a face.

yo up in da face you buttington
!

by wikko July 15, 2008

buttfacetime

An unintended FaceTime call made by sitting on the speed dial buttons.

I just got a buttFaceTime from my brother. I could see a dark screen and hear him talking to someone, but he didn't know the phone had faceTime.

by etreuf75 January 1, 2014

Buttcake

Buttcakes is a term of endearment for your mom, your dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your Latin lover, your friends, your teacher, that homeless man on the side of the road whose probably high on sharpie, yourself, the voices in your head, the Dolan Twins, and your dog. Do not use it on French people though, just don't. Please. Help. The voices are back. Help. Cdrjfhxdgafagfjkhjhjggd-help-dggdjgukhdgdhdthbuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcake

Hey buttcake you lookin mighty fine, been doing squats?

by Datgirlpotato November 2, 2018

Buttface Licker

A word used to properly classify a person who both has their head up their ass and drools or licks windows like a retard.

That guy that always wears his pants around his knees is such a buttface licker

by The real Mr. Black January 15, 2010

Buttfuckery

To do something really stupid to achieve a goal.

Tom: The boss wants this screen to do something for a certain department for certain users on Mondays.
Mike: Well, you are going to have to do some Buttfuckery coding...

by Unsurreality March 26, 2010

buttcrake

a place ppL creited card you at

by nellie July 8, 2003

buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003