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School-BUSted

(v): To become stuck behind a school bus that makes many frequent stops, before you and your destination. All the while without letting anyone pass: creating a massive line of angry drivers behind you that blame you for stopping constantly. How to fix being School-BUSted, don't drive *or* plan around the bus. Having this happen 10 minutes before work is lame. There is a window of opportunity called Summer Vacation where becoming School-BUSted is impossible.
Boss: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU'RE 30 MINUTES LATE!!??!

Me: I tried calling to tell you I got School-BUSted on the way in, but you didn't answer. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind, being late for school, it'll never happen again.

Boss: (being cool FOR ONCE): Okay, why don't you just bike in?
by Veracht June 27, 2010
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item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items
Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items
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To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
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Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
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busted flush

Something/someone which ends up worthless despite great potential.
The new manager trainee looked great on paper but after a year it was obvious he was a busted flush.
by swan7girl September 27, 2013
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