Andy Broom

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.

Boy: Do you want to hu?

Girl: No, you're almost as ugly and repulsive as an Andy Broom.

by Barmas April 1, 2019

Drive by brooming

Drive by brooming
Sleeping with someone then brushing them away like dirt afterwards.

Person 1: what happened to that girl you liked?
Person 2: nah, it was just a drive by brooming.

by Lord xepho March 19, 2019

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew February 20, 2011

Dick Broom

A mustache.

Bishop needs to shave his dick broom, he looks like a pervert!

by Young Old Guy November 1, 2018

Broom Dick

A large penis. The shaft of which resembling the handle of an older broom. Coined by Men in the 2010 era with Large Dicks. There is also a clan known as the BDB aka" Broom Dick Bros"

Random Girl-" man that one nighter had a broom dick'

Other Girl-" Yeah tell me about it"

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 9, 2010

broom stick

The legendary equipment used by Skut to destroy all opposition. It is an actual broom stick; however, Skut has the ability to weild it with phenomenal power.

Skut boasted his ability to pwn with a broom stick.

by K-Vo October 16, 2007

ride the broom

To jinx someone's bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. Also, one of Phil Ivey's biggest pet peeves.

"So, my buddy Durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently I busted out 5 seconds later. That fucker really wanted to ride the broom on me I guess."

by Vintage00 March 5, 2009