The Brenden

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.

"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."

by ZdaRM October 16, 2011

Braden

Massive Fucking Shlong

Wow he must be a Braden his dick is huge

by anonymous November 9, 2020

breadon

A Fatass video gaming pussy ass nigga who takes dicks in every hole

This nigga Breadon is a faggot

by Maximemer666 June 23, 2016

dirty braden

The term "Dirty Braden" is used to describe an action of passionate love making while a pelican flys over you on the beach. The pelican then poops on either of the two performing the action and the other licks it off of the body of their partner.

Man my girl was so kinky she pulled a dirty Braden on me.

by Eeeee BBY April 18, 2018

braeden

1.something that's really fast
2. the top speed of something

The car's got a braeden 200 and accel of 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

by 5'11"Racer September 28, 2006

braden

horny goose during mating season

The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"

by Bradennnnn June 22, 2007

brenden

1. really fast, usually used to describe a car.

That McLaren F1 is brenden! It can lap an F1 car

by 5'1"Racer May 22, 2004