cool story brah

What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.

Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah

by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky April 12, 2015

fuarkin aesthetic brah

a douche of the gym who is a fuarkin sick cunt
has wide shoulders and a small waist
and a phAT fucking ass!

wow jimmy dont i look like that fuarkin aesthetic brah?
jimmy: bro i dont care how wide you are, your ass is flatter than my gains plateau

by fucking piggish kent April 28, 2017

you gay brah?

1. When someone does something borderline homosexual to or around you, and you and/or one of your buddies decides to call them out on it. (Originated somewhere along the East coast.)

2. Commonly used comeback by douches on the East coast when insulted

1.

Campbell: "Dude does this shirt make me look chubby?"

Everett: "You gay brah?"

2.

Tourist: "God all these Jersey douchebags are starting to piss me off"

Guido from Jersey: "whoa, you gay brah?!"

by randlethemandle January 6, 2011

chill boxskin brah

getting a blow job while playing x-box

"some bitch gave me the best chill boxskin brah"

by Victoria Conner December 18, 2009

U mad brah?

Asking someone if there mad. Usally used after someone posts a serious thread about something. Pioneered in the teen misc section on body building forums.com. See example.

OP: today I broke my foot and now I can't squat for a month. Additionally someone stole my cellphone and ran up the bill.
Poster: u mad brah?!

by Starboardrwr223 August 26, 2009

dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.

"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"

by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004

Yah nah brah

When you really don't have anything else to say; you're trying to some up something in a lazy way

I'm so tired of writing how i feel in my about me, from now on it's Yah Nah Brah.

by Lauren Busta-Capp! November 27, 2009