battle of the booties

a queer slogan for the mtv vma's

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

battle of the booties

The battle between fat women and skinny women (and all sizes in between).

There was a big disagreement about who was sexier: Camryn Manheim (YUM!!!) or Cindy Crawford (YUM!!!). The person favoring Cindy Crawford won because only skinny women are sex symbols in Hollywood.

by Marriage of Camryn Manheim To Justin Timberlake August 24, 2003

Cincinnati Bowtie

A Cinncinati Bowtie is a hospitalizable and perhaps fatal sex act involving one sexual partner prolapsing their anus, cutting it out, stretching it, and then tying it around another's neck.

Tom: Never go shopping in Ohio!
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.

by Renced Adveaning June 9, 2018

cincinnati bowtie

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of an invalid while using the person's ears as a form of power steering.

Was working the afternoon shift at the Happy Acres Home when Mrs. Norman in B12 was gasping and pointing to her mouth; I knew immediately that she wanted a Cincinnati bowtie.

by cumqwat April 16, 2007

cincinnati bowtie

The act of tying a used condom around the female's neck after sexual intercourse.

There was no trashcan, so I gave Cindy a Cincinnati BowTie

by Pantalone Jones September 28, 2005

cincinnati bowtie

the term for inserting your penis into a females neck, who has a tracheotomy, and as you start going at it harder she begins to bleed, with blood squirting out on each side resembling a bowtie.

This was illegally performed in a hospital in Cincinnati and made the news, the term cincinnati bowtie stuck.

by war on authority April 16, 2006

Cincinatti Bowtie

When a female or male has throat cancer and gets a breathing hole in the neck. Another male penetrates that hole with his penis. The rapid penetration causes the hole to bleed while the person is trying to breath out of the hole, causing the blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie. Made famous in the movie "40 Year old Virgin".

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

Andy Stitzer: Please stop.

Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

by Sahil Desai February 9, 2008