wank in a batman suit

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

by dangles November 1, 2012

Batman

Batman = Badass

"OMG That guy is Batman"

by the smartest person ever March 18, 2015

Batman

1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)

If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"

by Joker June 17, 2003

Batmanhead

1. a condition that prevents a human from turning his or her head without turning the shoulders as well.
2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.

I pulled something in my neck while reaching for the Cheerios and I've had Batmanhead all day.

by dwarbi April 4, 2008

Batman

A grown man who still runs around in a cape throwing things and playing hide and seek with a clown.

Joker: grow up batman.
Batman: at least I stopped using my moms makeup, wait I can't.

by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2016

Batman

(1) n. Created in the late 1930s, by Bob Kane, Batman's main goal was to be a "superhero who would sell as well as Superman."

Like Superman, he was given a tragic past and a reason to fight. But, unlike Superman, he has no powers of his own, and relies on theatrics and fear to get his message across. He dresses like a Bat to invoke fear in his enemies.

He has a network of associates known as the "Bat Family," which includes: Nightwing (Dick Grayson, the first Robin), Robin (Tim Drake), Oracle (Barbra Gordon, the first Batgirl), Batgirl (Cassandra Cain). Previously, he has taken Jason Todd and Stephine Brown under his wing, both as Robins (the second and fourth ones, respectively), and both were murdered.

Since his inception, Batman has appeared in comic books, cartoons, movies, plays, and various other media. He currently stars, and is featured, in various DC comic books.

also see: The Batman, The Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne, vengence, the night

(2) v. To suddenly appear or disappear without bringing attention to oneself, as Batman is known for doing.

(1) "Batman is probably the coolest superhero of all time."

(2) "I didn't even see her leave! She pulled a total Batman!"

by plume radio October 3, 2005