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Chan-boon

Verb: To take a simple task and royally fuck it up beyond any and all recognition.

Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.
Boy did he ever Chan-boon that order. The customer only got half his stuff and it was on fire.

Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.
by Happy Trader February 8, 2010
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Flange Baron

A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.

Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.
Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft
by G Raves August 14, 2009
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Poo Baron

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.
Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!
by MUPooBaron November 20, 2010
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beer baron

Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!

EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!

EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.

EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
by xbeeerbaronx August 9, 2007
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Boronia

Suburb of Melbourne. Filled with junkies, teen mums, and general earth scum. Also a high level of crime, combined with dickheads trying to sell you cheap speakers from vans 'because they had a few extra in the order today'. Referred to as 'Bosnia' by locals due to low standards of education, hygiene and random dogs.
Boronia is a nice place to live.
by Belgravian March 23, 2011
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boronta

A teabag given while awake; The process involes sneaking up behind a person and bending their head back, then slowly straddling their head while lowering your genitals onto the victims face; A variation of this would be the vulcan boronta, in which instead of straddling the victim you must instead swing your legs around then reverse straddle them, then proceed to complete the normal boronta process.
I gave Lundy a boronta.
by Bob Antes October 10, 2006
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boon docks

Shit no i don't want to go out there, she lives in the fuckin boon docks.
by Jay led September 22, 2008
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