Bonai

A fat ass emo that sits on Discord all day. 16 years of age and still listens to ice spice

Bonai is so annoying

by sphnixpeepee March 10, 2023

gutter bonsai

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.

I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.

by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011

The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

MK Bonzi

The iconic Canadian rapper duo budgies named Mika and Bonzi

Person 1: Have you listened to MK Bonzi's new track?
Person 2: Yeah! It goes "chirp chirp chirp!"

by Sh0tgunn October 8, 2023

Trim the Bonsai

Trimming the Bonsia

To manicure your pubic hair in an attempt to avoid chafing by maticulously grooming with tiny scissors and/or electric trimmer.

Before my long bike ride, I need to trim the Bonsai Tree.

by Tracy Cutter May 2, 2019

Bonsai Kitty

The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)

"My thats a lovely bonsai kitty vase u have in the living room"

by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

Bonsai

1. A hairy man with a rather large bush.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.

Man, Wolverine's seriously got some Bonsai going on down there!

by gokufetishl33t September 9, 2009