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Bob

1. n. A common name, also a nickname for a person with the name Robert.

2. adj. Used to discreetly tell a friend of a nearby exposed butt crack

3. n. Stereotypical name for a construction worker.

4. v. A sexual action where the top person bounces up and down on the bottom person.

5. v. The act of feltching.

6. n. The last bead on a string of anal beads

7. v. bobbing - To use nothing but your mouth to retrieve something out of the water.
1. "How have you been Bob?"

2.
person 1 - "I think I see Bob!"
person 2 - "EWWWW! Bob is hairy!"

3. Bob The Builder

4/5. person - "Man! He/she sure knows how to bob."

6. person - "Oops! I let the bob go in!"

7. Game - bobbing for apples
by Jack Tofft March 24, 2009
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Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old
Bob: Did you see the funny new M'name Jeff maymay.
Dave: Piss off
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Hey Deron do you have bob?”
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Lmfao u have bob
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The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.

"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.
Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro
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i like to fuck bobs little bobert
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