During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023
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Get the Ball Bluff mug.When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
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They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
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"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
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"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
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Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022
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