Blokes and Dames and Bones (Noun, Verb and Adjective)
Meaning: A universal meaning, usually used in an extreme drunken state. Can be used entering any establishment with one or more pirates. Usually used by American girls to express their delight at the pirate orientated public house. Also can mean literally - Blokes (male variety) and Dames (female variety) and Bones (Boney variety) although rarely used.
Pronunciation: Performed in a Pirate/British accent.
Blok-s and Dames and BOOONNNNEEEESSSSS! (Increased accent on the Bones.)
Meaning: A universal meaning, usually used in an extreme drunken state. Can be used entering any establishment with one or more pirates. Usually used by American girls to express their delight at the pirate orientated public house. Also can mean literally - Blokes (male variety) and Dames (female variety) and Bones (Boney variety) although rarely used.
Pronunciation: Performed in a Pirate/British accent.
Blok-s and Dames and BOOONNNNEEEESSSSS! (Increased accent on the Bones.)
Example of Blokes and Dames and BONES: J in British accent 'This Place is full of Pirate Blokes'. C 'This is full of Blokes and Dames'. J in full Accent 'Blokes and Dames and BOOONNNEEESSSS'.
by Chris Chapman January 12, 2006
Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.
by James November 14, 2003
A good player "Kaai 08" made this term by hitting a hardcore reggun triple on vanguard and making a youtube video for his amazing channel "Kaai 08", meaning a call of duty triple collat
by FDRIV, A FUCKIN GAMER! April 06, 2022
Those anime scrubs of Steins;Gate who read the subs and read the dubs and think it's El Psy Congroo and Ruka... and Mokea...
SCUM!!!
SCUM!!!
by sg-epk@jtk93.x29.jp March 19, 2017
This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....
I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’
by Mercedian!!!! February 01, 2019
The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
by The Chairman February 20, 2006
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021