blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational.

by turtlepower October 3, 2007

Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006

Blitzgiving

From the show: How I Met Your Mother; Blitzgiving is when someone{Blitz} leaves and awesome stuff begin happening. That day becomes a Blitzgiving day.

Yesterday was so awesome when the Blitz left we shall call that day Blitzgiving.

by GET CRNX November 29, 2010

Blitchithed

When your blitzed but also think you're a bitch.

"I'm bitch "
"No your not"
"But that what I am"
"Not what I am"
"Blitchithed"
..."I'm messed up"

by Bigmilk7 July 18, 2022

Best Blitzcrank NA

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.

by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

World Of Tanks Blitz

A tanking game for PC, Android, and iOS. Crazy game where Wargaming gives tanks out of containers to Hog you money for shit tanks, when you shot a tank and and the bullet just disappears even though you see the bullet to hit the tank AKA ghost shells.

Meadsy69
Pantoufleee
Droodles Blitz
Anggael
Blitz With Muffin
WoTB Joe
World Of Tanks Blitz Official Channel

by ohhiiamsteveandimustfindshit October 9, 2021