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Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!
by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022
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blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022
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Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life
"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?
by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019
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Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.
Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?
by BongooCatt December 18, 2021
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no blend

for mainly African Americans, when yo fade doesn't blend into hair to skin
boy you got no blend for $10
by Yung minister November 15, 2014
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blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there
mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night
by brumtingyh August 18, 2018
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Jimz Blend

This is a blend of coffee specifically created by James Lindley of Old Rd., Missouri. It is comprised of 70% Ethiopian, and Kenyan coffee.
Excuse me, could I have a cup of Jimz blended coffee?
by Jimz Coffee October 13, 2025
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