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Blackberry Rosebottom

When you get ass bruises from Anal Foreplay.
Did you hear ehat happened to Mike in prison? He totally got a Blackberry Rosebottom!
by WaxMyBalls March 7, 2017
mugGet the Blackberry Rosebottommug.
A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
mugGet the The Blackberry business schoolmug.

tap the Blackberry

"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."

"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"
by Gearbox78 August 25, 2009
mugGet the tap the Blackberrymug.

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.
We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry
by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012
mugGet the Smashing the Blackberrymug.

blackberry masacre

when you phone your home girl and she doesant answer,you cum on over to her hood and cum on her face until she answers her fucking blackberry
Dawg,she just ate your poo while you were giving her a blackberry masacre
by Wade Buckthorp January 1, 2012
mugGet the blackberry masacremug.

Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianaacl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź żmug.

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