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Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianaacl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Dirty blackberry

When an inmate smuggles a phone into jail with their butthole. Can also be when someone sucks a clit until it turns purple.
I smuggled a dirty blackberry into our cell if you want to borrow it.
by Aj725 February 25, 2022
mugGet the Dirty blackberrymug.

Blackberry Pearl

The cellphone of choice for crack dealers.
A: "If Jimmy's really making so much selling rocks why's he still packing that blackberry pearl?"

B: "It's practically in the job description."
by The Outsider August 14, 2012
mugGet the Blackberry Pearlmug.

blackberry masacre

when you phone your home girl and she doesant answer,you cum on over to her hood and cum on her face until she answers her fucking blackberry
Dawg,she just ate your poo while you were giving her a blackberry masacre
by Wade Buckthorp January 1, 2012
mugGet the blackberry masacremug.
A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
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