by MikeSmith1000 June 4, 2010
Get the Biters mug.An older man, constantly whining and complaining (to anyone who will listen) about his long-lost youth. Constantly hangs around with the younger crowd and observes with resentment. This phase often precedes or coincides with midlife crisis.
Note: It is best to avoid a bitter bill in social situations, especially when alcohol is added to the mix.
Note: It is best to avoid a bitter bill in social situations, especially when alcohol is added to the mix.
"I avoid going to bars during happy hour, because at that time of day, it's usually just a bunch of bitter bills looking for young tail."
by CrackInTheBox August 4, 2005
Get the bitter bill mug.when you have to bite down on a pillow to keep from waking every one else in the house during any form of sexual pleasure
by Elle28292 January 19, 2009
Get the Pillow Biter mug.1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.
2. A cult following
2. A cult following
1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.
2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."
2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."
by merc October 9, 2004
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by Martina Huff July 15, 2008
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Rather than pillow biting (or being a pillow biter) due to the excrutiating pain experienced after bumping into some well hung stud in the local bar and taking it dry, one may pillow bite to muffle the screams of intense pleasure that can be experienced as the said hung stud bangs away at ones prostate.
Ladies, you might like to try the rinse-and-lube technique. Just one tip, rinse 45 minutes beforehand to avoid embarassing leaks!
Rather than pillow biting (or being a pillow biter) due to the excrutiating pain experienced after bumping into some well hung stud in the local bar and taking it dry, one may pillow bite to muffle the screams of intense pleasure that can be experienced as the said hung stud bangs away at ones prostate.
Ladies, you might like to try the rinse-and-lube technique. Just one tip, rinse 45 minutes beforehand to avoid embarassing leaks!
"I was screaming so much that I was scared to wake my neighbours and turned into a raging pillow biter"
"I'm warning you, he is fit as hell but screams like a bitch and transforms himself into a regular pillow biter pre-orgasm"
"I'm warning you, he is fit as hell but screams like a bitch and transforms himself into a regular pillow biter pre-orgasm"
by JTOli July 31, 2006
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