Bedlead

Bedlead is a term to describe the act of shitting on a bed. It can be used in many scenarios. For instance:
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded

Mom: The baby bedleadded again for the 5th time this week! I’m disowning him!
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..

by The Pink Panther 🐆 July 31, 2023

boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.

Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021

badeli

Someone who is of high class and always shows it off; rich (and snobby)

Donald Trump is very badeli.

by Mike Sanaiha April 18, 2007

beddling

1. What you do when you wake up and don't want to get out of bed or when you try to get out of bed, but you are too sleepy to.

"Is Johnny out of bed yet?"
"No, he is still beddling."

by Chizwheel November 15, 2009

Bedlocked

The state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities.

I wanted to have lunch with my friends but I was bedlocked.

by Spence holly January 24, 2014

Bedellism

A never ending explanation or phrase, or could be a word totally made up, to make ones self sound more intelligent then the audience.

"During the PowerPoint class, I counted four bedellism's."

by SnowBoating June 6, 2015