back dorothy

An elegant woman who enjoys receiving a ding dong in the ol' fart factory.

Good sir, the madam at the end of the wine bar wanted me to inform you that she would very much enjoy your man meat in her brown eye. She's a real back dorothy.

by wirtydord March 9, 2015

back in my day

The way an old man tells you to stop whining about shit that people back in their day did differently

Old Man: Back in my day, we didnt have toilet paper, we just wiped our asses with leaves

Young Man: Holy Shit, that must've sucked ass.

by GrapeRape69 October 16, 2014

Backdoor

To enviously kill a friend or someone who trusted you unbeknownst to them

Why they backdoor dude like that I thought that they was cool

by Ragly March 9, 2019

Crush-back

One who only crushes on someone who likes them first.

Sue has a crush on Sean and Sean has a crush-back on Sue

by Arez December 22, 2012

Back Sweat

The horrible perspiration that comes from prolonged trips in a car. The back sweat is the worst and most nerve-racking part about going on a date, because when you go to hug your date, you pray to God that she doesn't feel the damp rag that is the back of your shirt. Most prominent in summer. Cure-unknown

Well, she dumped me. Probably because I had horrible back sweat after driving all the way to her house!

by MPleitch January 13, 2006

Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

back sweat

A man's worse nightmare. While frequent in driving, it can often occurs spontaeously when temperatures are above 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Basically from March to October you pray that no girl accidently brushes against your back and feels your moist lumbar. Likewise wearing t-shirts that clearly show your back sweat is also not advised.

"Hey man it's suppose to reach 60 today!"
"Oh crap man, back sweat is coming, i can feel it."

by Keith B. May 19, 2006