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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 10, 2020
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Baws of Liberty

The greatest JV offensive line known to man

Machael, beetus, base, fowt, B rock
Pancakes were comin when the baws of liberty were put into the game
by JiggestBase November 2, 2021
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baw

that shit some Latvian woman called me instead of bae
"ok, baw"
"hey baw wsg"
by ColgateTotaled July 27, 2021
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Slanty Baws

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".
Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"
by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 27, 2011
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Baw

A man God gifted to Earth. One of a kind. Super loyal and honest.
Baw is better than me, wow!
by DaddySon November 24, 2021
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Baw

Slang for a male.
Originating in St. Martinville

Ex: What’s up my Baw?
by ChinaBee May 4, 2023
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feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds. She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods. You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.
I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’
by Kayized November 28, 2023
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