Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter

Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot

by Pulling a bauer October 27, 2015

Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop

Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing

by _K1NGC September 19, 2019

Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011

Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023

minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead

Minnie bauer joins a conversation with something stupid

by Horizon is bae November 22, 2021

Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020