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you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count
prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"
by nickv12 July 24, 2011
mugGet the you got bastedmug.

Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.
by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019
mugGet the Black Boy Basted/Blastedmug.
When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
mugGet the Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Ovenmug.

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
mugGet the Turkey Bastingmug.

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
mugGet the Fecal bastedmug.

Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
mugGet the Bastingmug.

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
mugGet the Baste the Turkeymug.

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