In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 18, 2006
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A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 08, 2020
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Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.
by YoungKebbles September 16, 2010
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Iconic Barb’s Niece

she is an iconic youtube channel and the most iconic youtuber period
yo Iconic Barb’s Niece is lit
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barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina
I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.
by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010
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Barb City

I live in Barb City
by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022
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