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up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
mugGet the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug.

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 30, 2006
mugGet the a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wiremug.

Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.
by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010
mugGet the Barb Calledmug.

Barb

An annoying ass group of people who love nicki Minaj and think Yass Queen is a valid phrase.

(One of the worst fanbases on This earth)
Person 1: “We are Barb Queens!”
Person 2: “Yasssss
by libbahoe June 9, 2020
mugGet the Barbmug.

Barb

One example for a barb = Lil Nas X (self-admitteD)
by INDX May 5, 2020
mugGet the Barbmug.

Barb

A person who love QUEEN NICKIIIIII queen Nicki is the queen of rap if u Stan queen Nicki u are a barb BE A BARB
Amy:*listens to Nicki Minaj’s song

Sammmy: OMG are you a barb

Amy:YES QWEEEENN
by DADYCHILLDADDYCHILLDADDYCHILL February 9, 2021
mugGet the Barbmug.

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