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The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later
Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later
by Mr monkee November 12, 2021
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A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.
I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
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Alec Baldwin Blanks

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021
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Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
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peyton baldwin

peyton baldwin, cant leave lil b alone, very bad influence, crazy,insane,crazy,insane oh and bangs on windows and pulls doorhandles, and likes the jawga boys song that says, wow christy,did u see that truck.
wow peyton baldwin when u gonna chill
by big jill12312169 March 4, 2025
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baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
Hailey Baldwin

Fake marriage conference conspiracy
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
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