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Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion
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Tyrice baldwin

Hes morbidly obese and he only fucks wit chuzz and he he is a 2-10 he smells like dog shit nigga drives shi box (his mom shii) and he use to gay hes also social reject no pap👎🏾
Tyrice baldwin get on your knees you person of poverty and kiss my shoes
by D3ADS0U1ZS February 13, 2025
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Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021
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A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.
I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
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Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
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Alec Baldwin Blanks

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021
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The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later
Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later
by Mr monkee November 12, 2021
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