bald paolo

a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no hair and will even attempt to grow and style it regardless of the harsh reality.

"my god, have you seen bald paolo recently? he claims to have grown a full head of hair! its just a skullet!"

by 123 jerk May 12, 2009

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Bald guy

A tall skinny guy that harasses the new kid in a weird way.

Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok

by baldy45 November 8, 2011

bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.

My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!

by RacerXrulz5 January 12, 2009

bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.

Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”

by Ugly peach May 31, 2018

bald-head

In Rastaspeak, someone who is ignorant or not in touch with the ways of Jah; A bumbaclot

Mzo is an ignorant bald-head

by daveisok June 4, 2009

bald head

A Rasta label for one who is too caught up with the evil system—Babylon. Also is anyone who is a non-dreadlocks; usually white people.

Dat bwoy betta stop conversing wit em bald heads.

by Miguel April 13, 2004