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Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.
You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
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I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.
Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette
by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021
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Oui Oui Baguette Zseni

Zseni but he got infected by the french virus, and has become addicted to wine baguettes and pasta. And now wears a french cap but he also now has a fancy mustache, but that's actually a good thing, mustaches are very pog
"ZSENI GOT INFECTED, HE'S NOW Oui Oui Baguette Zseni"
by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 21, 2021
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Bourbon ball bag baguette

Last night I had a bourbon ball bag baguette.
by Dusty muffin piece January 20, 2017
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Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"
Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020
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oui oui bonjour baguette

In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna
Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette

Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details
by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017
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I know this place like I know my baguette

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.
-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.
by ElendV February 17, 2018
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