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shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction
Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one
by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020
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Backwards kangaroo

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.
Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!
by orsm1 August 31, 2014
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shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction
Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one
by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020
mugGet the shot it backwardsmug.

backwards bill

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
by beatleb07 May 3, 2009
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backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.
I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.
by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015
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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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backwards bush

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.
Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter
by beverley555 May 20, 2014
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