Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.

"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."

by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009

shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction

Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one

by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020

Backwards kangaroo

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.

Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!

by orsm1 August 31, 2014

Backwards Sally

While having intercourse the female squirts out her ass instead of her pussy.

I was fucking my wife and she had a backwards sally.

by EKBOSS12 April 24, 2016

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

backwards bush

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.

Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter

by beverley555 May 20, 2014

Backwards Birthing

Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to climb headfirst into her Virginia with your only intention of living in her womb. The phenomenon first arose after the whole TikTok Womblands saga, when people began to think it was an actual place to live.

"I love you so much baby, I want to move to your Womblands, can we try Backwards Birthing?"

by Henry Finch December 30, 2022