backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive

Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly

by Averagepennis December 11, 2018

Backdoor Arson

When the beef bus drops off gonorronies at the back door

When Rupert met Frank, he thought he had found a season pass to backdoor bonetown. Little did he know that Frank was about to execute backdoor arson.

by Ballsack Commander August 27, 2020

Backdoor Key

n. The act of opening one's backdoor, that is, anal sex

"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"

John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"

by Mitch Tight and Bright March 22, 2011

Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

backdoor footjob

A polite way to say you're gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna give you a Backdoor Footjob

by A Real Fox Girl August 20, 2022

backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.

"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"

by FiresignTrool July 4, 2008

backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

by JamesBong February 3, 2004