Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.
Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"
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backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive
Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly
by Averagepennis December 12, 2018
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Backdoor Arson

When the beef bus drops off gonorronies at the back door
When Rupert met Frank, he thought he had found a season pass to backdoor bonetown. Little did he know that Frank was about to execute backdoor arson.
by Ballsack Commander August 27, 2020
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Backdoor Thot

A person who comes in through the backdoor of your house, at your request, for: sex, making out, or any intimate actions for free.
“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna
That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot
by President Poverty November 17, 2018
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backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.
"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"
by FiresignTrool July 11, 2008
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backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.
Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise
by JamesBong February 04, 2004
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