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barbecued grandma

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.
“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?
by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 21, 2023
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Barbecue hipster

Bearded and/or flanelwearing wanna be trailblazers. They want to be different from the general population so they set themselves apart by cooking over open fire and using special woodtype chips to get that "smokey flavour." They might be really good at it or tremendously bad.

They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.

Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
"I just saw Eric the other day, he dresses like such a barbecue hipster."

"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."
by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025
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Barbecue Cheeseburger

The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever
by Dumbice October 25, 2020
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Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.
by Step lupid June 11, 2023
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Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)
"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"
by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024
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Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.
She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye
by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017
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Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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