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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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Blacked Friday

Derived from the famous genre of pornography, "blacked friday" is a day NSFW artists and content-creators (not usually themed for such content) set aside for creating interracial content, most-commonly featuring white women with black men.
I'm so glad this artist does blacked fridays... It's all I can goon to anymore!
by i-like2watch November 21, 2023
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Black Friday

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.
Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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black friday

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday
by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019
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Black Friday

A sexual activity exclusively involving black men.
The boys are watching black friday after school, are you coming?
by VIXI-0000 May 2, 2022
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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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