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Arlington

Official home of the Texas Rangers, Dallas Cowboys, and UT - Arlington which is the 2nd largest university in the UT system and the fastest growing university in the state of Texas.

Also the largest city in the Nation with no mass transit system (trains, buses, etc).

Also known as Aggtown
I'm from Arlington bitches! You better recognize!
by Arelli November 8, 2006
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arminslet

A girl or woman with a poor sex life caused by the fact that she can only get wet by going to dance parties where DJ Armin van Buuren performs. By offering her body to this man she will reach orgasm, even though Armin is 10 feet away in the DJ boot. Because of the addictive nature of this feeling, an arminslet has to fly all over the world or else she will feel unhappy. Arminslets would never want a threesome, unless there's a black drummer involved.
After the arminslet saw Armin play 10 times in a week, she went back to the USA. Suddenly a hurricane hit Florida, but Armin wouldn't actually care about that.
by J.P. September 1, 2004
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Arlington, TN

Small town right outside of Memphis, TN. Good schools but full of kids who will judge you if you have a freckle out of place. Close-knit community with events at the square and a rich history. Churches are packed on Sunday mornings and afterwards so is Kroger- the only thing there. Everyone basically knows everyone... and everything they do.
I would go out tonight but I'm afraid anyone from Arlington, TN will see me and personally make sure my parents find out.
by sigh. December 4, 2010
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Arlington, MA

A suburb outside of Boston, known for very little. Lexington, MA boasts their historical background, while all Arlington has to show is the Jason Russell House and a Kneeling Native American Statue. The town has also recently been exploited through a recently taped Made episode, as well as Dane Cook's Tourgasm. Dane Cook is from Arlington.

Arlington High School is the clever name of the town's public school system. All the sports teams from the school are known as the Spy Ponders, named after a pond in the town. Unfortunately, there is no high school debate team to carry the name "The Spy Ponderers." Supposedly there is drug problem there. There is no evidence yet that has proven aforementioned belief true. Plus, Prop 2 was passed, so deal with it.

The town itself is overwhelmingly boring, so people usually resort to having drug and alcohol parties as the only form of entertainment. People want an Anna's Taquiera to be built in Arlington, but town officials believe it will suck the quaintness out of the town like a McDonald's or a Self-Serve Gas Station, both of which are not allowed in the town. On a similar note Arlington had a gun store for a long time. It may still be there, but the mystery of the existence of the store is the town's only tourist attraction.

The town is mainly of Irish and Italian descent, explaining why the Arlington Police logs feature fantastic entries such as "a man reported that another man killed him in the back of the leg seven days earlier." However, there is a restaurant called Mr. Sushi that acts as the Japanese Embassy.

Overall, Arlington is a town filled with old people, Dunkin' Donuts, 50 pizza places, a sex offender or two, and a bunch of Irish-Italians. Your typical slice from the American pie.
Arlington, MA is just outside the bubble of sanity that is Boston.
by OJs Wimp Son January 2, 2009
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arting

making art that isn't very good art at all. Only in the artist's head is it considered good art, and finds joy in creating.
Doing art homework is not considered arting, because art homework is filed under hell.
Gotta do some more arting over the weekend.

I just wanted to do some arting, but then I got a bunch of art homework that I didn't want instead.
by astarvingartist February 10, 2013
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Arlington Formal Wear

The main dress for male residents in the D.C. Suburb of Arlington VA. It doesn't matter if it is a casual or formal, because this look will be used year round for all occasions. It always includes the following three items. A clearance item from Brooks Brothers bright colors polo shirt collection. A pair of khakis, either pants or shorts. Finally, you must have brown leather flip flops. This look was brought up in the YouTube video Arlington Rap. This song is an anthem for the residents of this area.
Trevor was rocking his Arlington formal wear when I saw him earlier. He must have had something important going on tonight.
by The Kegerators June 1, 2011
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arminslittleslut

The best mutual to have on tiktok. can be classified as down bad for armin arlert.

p.s. update that story bby
you know that tiktoker that is down bad for armin arlert? yeah, arminslittleslut.
by hangescrustyhair April 27, 2021
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