Annoying Children

Annoying children:
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)

Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
Annoying children: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
by porn addiction November 27, 2009
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annoying lord

A person that possesses characteristics such as self righteousness, arrogant, foolish, aggravating, bothersome, disturbing, irritating, troublesome, vexatious, lackadaisical,
lazy, and is a lord, aristocrat, baron, bishop, captain, commandant, commander,earl, governor, king, leader, liege, magnate, man upstairs, marquis, monarch, parliamentarian, patrician, peer, potentate, prince, royalty, ruler, seigneur, sovereign, superior, viscount of that subject.

Usually associated with "ignorant bishop" or "annoying totalitarianism state"

A cock named Khanh
He forces them to practice religious rituals and turns off electricity when he feels the need.
He lets the paralyzed crawl and the meek grow weaker.

He is ANNOYING LORD.
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Annoying Inbred

An inbred son of a bitch who is a failed abortion.

That person tries to get into your personal life but instead fails and gives you mixed feelings about him/her. Then he/she goes in a deep depression like the inbred they are. Once in a while they will say annoying shit making everyone hate him/her.
Hey shut up! You're an annoying inbred, no one will ever like you because of what you say.
by Vansea March 09, 2016
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annoying kids

They say who.... asked every second they act like slenders on roblox they yell fornite battle pass every 5 minutes they have no friends they always be rubbin their hair
ALL THE TIME....
Person 1: I like...
Person 2: Who

Person 1: Um well..
Person 2: ASKED *laughs*
Person 2: bruh *walks away*

Slender....
Slender: hey bbg
Girl: umm

At school....
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Litteraly nobody:
NOBODY:
That one kid: FORNITE BATTLEPASS
The "cool" kid: nobody even plays that anymore...

Annoying kids- are just ughh like stop just stop
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annoying bitch

a ugly WhOrE that wants to fight everyone and talks wayyyyyy yo dAyUm much
that annoying bitch just won't STFU
by i am just that BiOtCh December 26, 2020
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Annoying Orange

A term used to describe America’s 45th president(Donald Trump)
That annoying orange finally got beaten by Joe Biden
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annoyed person

Someone whose tired of seeing people post the meaning of their names on snapchat
I'm such an annoyed person because I keep seeing people post their names on snapchat that don't correlate to their actual personality.
by KingDaddy27 March 14, 2017
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