Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

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spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to

Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN

by Diagas March 15, 2022

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The sexiest creature on earth! Dude is absolutely ripped and has the biggest dick in Mladost. He is fearless, determined, kind, loyal and is totally the funniest person in the group. You should be very lucky to be in the company of a Spas. A true chad.

Max:Bro...Spas is downright the coolest guy i know!
Kaloyan:Yeah man, he is so handsome and funnyy
Max: I am so jealous of him
Kaloyan: Same, amigo, same...

by Spasfan20100 November 22, 2021

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Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.

"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.

by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021

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spa

sex porn and anal

“I want some spa.”

by yuhariana October 14, 2020

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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

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