Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia
Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia
Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.
by Katie Marie Bell October 26, 2011
your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.
a valid excuse for greedy people.
a valid excuse for greedy people.
Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!
Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.
Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.
by beatboxx April 08, 2011
Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.
"Nice purse! Is it new?"
"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"
(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"
(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
by mommuff June 24, 2014
Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion February 11, 2011
When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.
by Spicyspectrum April 28, 2021
The inability to remember your login password for various applications. Closely related but not equivalent to C.R.S.
Oh man, I can't transfer funds to cover my negative balance before midnight; now I'm gonna get a 35.00 overdraft fee. Damn password amnesia again.
by drmmcoolj April 09, 2016
In the case of online dating websites or smartphone apps, cyber amnesia is when one person sends a message to someone they have previously spoken to under the premise that they have never spoken before. This often happens when someone changes a profile picture, username, or profile information. It can seem rather awkward or strange to the person who does remember the previous conversation(s).
User1: Hey
User2: Hi, I think we spoke before. I'm (name), remember?
User1: Um I'm not sure... I'm (name).
User2: Yeah.... I know...
User1: Oops, sorry. Just had a bit of cyber amnesia right there. Of course I remember you! (probably doesn't)
User2: Hi, I think we spoke before. I'm (name), remember?
User1: Um I'm not sure... I'm (name).
User2: Yeah.... I know...
User1: Oops, sorry. Just had a bit of cyber amnesia right there. Of course I remember you! (probably doesn't)
by notsureifwemetbefore October 11, 2013