amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019

Amazon Peasant

A person who toils in Amazon warehouses and pees in bottles to make Jeff Bezos even more wealthy.

Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.

by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021

Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.

Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.

by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018

amazon-go

To shoplift an item.

I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.

by Jaker17 December 6, 2016

Jovanni Amazon

A big ass boy

Jovanni Amazon is 𝓕𝓪𝓽

by QueefMcnuggetMcGee January 13, 2020

amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account

Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?

by liuquil November 15, 2021

Blazing Amazon

During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.

Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.

by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013