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Alan.

Alan- Alan is a man who will treat you like your the ruler of this earth. He'll buy you a Cartier love bracelet for your one year anniversary and a 2 carat D coloured Flawless Tiffany engagement ring when he proposes to you. Even though he is kind, please be aware that Alan enjoys to flex with big brand names and jewelry.
Look it's an Alan. What a gentleman. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cute
by Betterhaverealbrandnames August 21, 2020
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Alan is a meme god but is still gay.He looks like megamind and is pretty handsome. One I hope to fuck alan
Look a alan
by Cardi E June 17, 2018
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A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.
There's a nice Alan today.
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
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Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.
Mate you fancy an Alan?

Yeah sure, can you set me a light for my Alan..
by Gilbo1 August 15, 2010
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Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.
Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.
by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019
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This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool
Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesn’t. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis
Hi Alan give me all of your fatness baby
by Jorgeeeeeee October 21, 2019
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