Alan

I think I’m in love with this boy named Alan because he’s so cute an nice
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Alane

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Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.
There's a nice Alan today.
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Alan

Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.
Mate you fancy an Alan?

Yeah sure, can you set me a light for my Alan..
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Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.
Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.
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Alan

This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool
Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool
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Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesn’t. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis
Hi Alan give me all of your fatness baby
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