Akbar

A guy whose identity Muslims have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years. They are so desperate to find out who he is that they launch suicide bombings while asking Allah who he is.

“Allah, who Akbar?” cried the suicide bomber as he detonated his vest

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

ABBA Akbar

Swedish Music attack on a foreign country

Hives, Roxette, Cardigans, Ace of Base....ABBA Akbar!

by Diego Mendez_ December 18, 2019

Allahu akbar

A word that for some reason is related with terrorist

Osama: Allahu akbar
The towers: Not again!

by Ahandlethathas13333users November 29, 2023

Allahu akbar

What 3rd world animals say before they blow themselves up or execute innocent civilians on the streets. They believe in the so-called religion of “peace”. But not only have they never developed an advanced civilization, they couldn’t even maintain one.

Palestinian: “allahu akbar”
Everyone else: runs

by WhyForWhatBro October 09, 2023

Allahu Akbar

Its usually a friendly greeting that is screamed as loud as possible in schools or other public places. You need to scream when saying it so that as many people as possible can hear how nice you are.

Person: Hey wassup Ibrahim!
Ibrahim: Allahu Akbar!

*unrelated explosion*

by MiniLad February 06, 2024

Allahu Akbar

Real definition: Use it when you pray to god (Arabian way)

MEME: use it when explosion

mokey (SR PELO): ALLAHU AKBAR *clicks remote explosion* goofy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Regular: me when starts the praying "Allahu Akbar"

by Abdallayes February 06, 2021

Allahu Akbar

it means a muslim really want to give you a gift :)

ALLAHU AKBAR here is a gift

by Pablo Emillio Escobar Gaviria August 25, 2022