ADHD

ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|

Hey. I have ADH- DONUTS!! AÆÃŪÜGHHH

Extra sentence including ADHD

by Special ForcesOp16 October 19, 2023

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

ADHD

a dangerously huge dick

Damn, I didn't know you had ADHD

by MrSkunk January 8, 2024

song adhd

when you can’t listen to a full song. if you’ve ever been in the car with someone and they play a song and about a minute in they randomly skip it ? and than keep skipping them? that is song adhd

“Yo, I drove home with J last night and he has real bad song adhd. Bro skipped 20 songs in 3 minutes “.

by md60 January 21, 2024

ADHD editing

Editing (often on youtube or tiktok) that is extremely fast paced, wacky and generally very absurd in nature. Often causes a sensory overload as well.

TerminalMontage's videos is a prime example of ADHD editing done well.

by Tristan Jóhannes May 6, 2023

ADHD

Ass Don't Have Dopamine

ADHD is believed to stem from issues with dopamine regulation.

by Permanently Distracted July 25, 2023

ADHD

An evolved multitasking charistic due to driving vehicles it which the subconsciously is enlisted to pay attention to the more boring task at hand. The disorder arises in children when adults believe they should do as they're told or its a mental disorder.

Where you paying attention to the road?
No, my adhd was, I was enjoying the scenery.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023