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shrek

Go home shrek.
by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002
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The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.
by MC PC October 25, 2009
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shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.
"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"
by the chene August 29, 2006
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Shrek

An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.
Hail Shrek!
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!

He didn't return tomorrow.
by yomahbroski December 13, 2019
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Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.
"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."
by Oofer. June 9, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek is God shrek is life shrek is chicken noodle soup and rice
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