tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 19, 2009

Tebowed Out

Sick and Tired of the Tim Tebow worshipping..

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!

by Maggie55 January 12, 2012

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.

I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night

by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011

Tebow

To bust your nut prematurely at entrance or just inside the entrance of the vagina.

This chick was so hot I pulled a Tebow on her pussy.

by johnnyC_69 February 05, 2025

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.

I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!

by DJ Tebow9000 July 12, 2013

The Tebow Bomb

Preforming a Tebow bomb is done by dropping a shot of everclear into a glass of holy water. A proper Tebow bomb is done by dropping to one knee and transitioning from drinking the bomb to the classic Tebow pose.

Buy those Catholic girls The Tebow Bomb and then maybe they can do the Tebow pose, on your dick.

by The God of the Sea January 11, 2012