Boomer Zoomer

Tall person, Age like a zoomer but talks like a boomer. Makes cultural references to boomer things as a boomer, spits fire at zoomers and millennial's but yet they are a zoomer. An overall not very pog human

Boomer Zoomer! "Pepe LAUGH"

by Boomer zoomer October 21, 2020

Boomer Zoomer

A person who is both in Gen Z and was born in the 1990s.

I'm not a Millennial, just a Boomer Zoomer.

by 2madson November 11, 2020

Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”

“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”

by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 19, 2022

zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024

Zoomer Strut

The backwards walk after a person starts a video. Usually seen at the beginning of a selfie video. Found on social media apps. For example in Instergram reels and stories.

Damn that 3 second zoomer strut is crazy.

Did you watch the reel I sent you?
Yeah that's the longest zoomer strut I ever seen!
Ikr.

by Richhart December 19, 2024

zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023