Zach

Christian boi, usally a simp.

Wow look how much of a simp zach is being

by Utirueudirjfuthrh January 23, 2020

zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
.......

by lovebelow December 9, 2008

zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger

zach is a homo

by BHCds; July 8, 2011

Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed

Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways

by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012

Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.

Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...

by Zombaugh September 19, 2014

zach

a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)

he is such a zach.

zach cums to early

by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010