Your mom

A troll response

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020

Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022